I’ve been looking over my Google Analytics reports and cracking up over what people search for that bring them to my blog. Here are just a few of the funnier ones:
Big black naked mamas- Umm…nope, don’t believe you will be finding any of that here. But thanks for stopping in. Now run along with your perverted self!
Why do people like to make complain? – Honey, I sure wish I knew.
What are the calories in Sonic Mocha Java Chillers? – Who cares? They’re good. That’s all you need to know, trust me on that.
Ice Cream van Conversions – You might want to check this post. I can probably help you with that.
How do you make puffy bows? – Honestly, I have no clue.
I can’t decorate!! – Me either, honey. I do like to watch some of those design shows, though. A girl can dream.
Crackalackin method – No way, dude. That’s like the Colonel’s secret recipe. I’m not giving that one away.
Creaked hell cream – I’m almost too scared to ask. Do people need cream for Hell? Ohhh…you mean cracked HEEL cream? I say spring for a pedicure!
Why does my 16-month old bite me? – I give up. Why?
I’m so glad this blog can be such a big help to these people.
HA Ha! Those are too cute! Amazing what you can find on the net.
Oh my . . . that is way too funny! Thanks for sharing
Girl you made me spit my soda out my nose laughing. That’s burns!heehee
Sometimes it’s scary, but mostly it’s funny. Those are definitely funny!
Yeah; some of those things are pretty amazing!
okay….i am officially rolling on the floor! Thanks for starting my day with a great laugh!
Everyone has funny ones but me!! I check all the time and the best one so far is “Racoon Poop”.
LOL *Snort*Well I came here from Pissy’s site. I LOVED your ‘name’ and the name of your blog.
I had no idea I could check such a thing. What a hoot. I’m going to see what’s there for my blog right now. Clearly, I’ve got lots to learn!
I recently checked my stats and came to the conclusion that I needed to edit one of my posts about bathing suits. After I edited, I felt the need to take a shower. Pervert is right.
Learn somethin’ new every day. I’d been wondering how to find this info about my place and when you said “Google Analytics” it was just what I needed to get me started. Thanks, Oh Wise One.
Funny! I got her by way of AFro’s link to you and I also see that you are a SITSa!
Hilarious… what brought me here? well, let’s see – the real reason was – just had to check out anyone with an ID as interesting as “mommy cracked”…J/
How depressing! I checked over my google thingy and 0 visitors. Nice to know I have one friend! Thanks MommyCracked:)
Those were great! LOL
I’ve never checked my Google analytics before! I most certainly will now!
That’s too funny! I can honestly say I haven’t seen those in searches for my blog… lol
Those are pretty funny!
Too funny. It’s amazing what the web does sometimes! (Didn’t see any big black mama’s on your blog either lol)